Unswaggy Adventure in a Pedos Basement 2

Unswaggy Adventure in a Pedos Basement 2

                I was out of breath by time I got to my swaggy house.  I went on my swaggy Macbook and went on Craigslist.  I found a box of free Call of Duty games but they had Call of Duty written in marker.  Being a smart Call of Duty playa I went to the guys house.  I got to the house and saw a man that is about 75 years old.  I said: "Where the fuck are the superior games you old fuck."  He said: "In my pants little boy." Being a smart Call of Duty player I searched his pants for the games but found nothing.  Then he took me by the neck and took me down to his basement.  His basement only had a TV and a spooky unswaggy mcjaggy PS3.  I said: "You know the Xbox 360 is the superior console don't you?"  He said: "Shut up and play the game or I will shove a popsicle up your ass. "  I first Call of duty game he had but when I booted it up it wasn't the superior game that I was looking for.  It had bad grapfics and sounded like Nintendo music.  I was like: "Oh my God Nintendo is so unswaggy you mcfagger. "  I played the multiplayer since the Campaign is for noobs and then someone No Scoped me then Hyper-Realstic bluuds showed up on the screens.  I was like "OMG Hyper-Realstic bloods are scary like a spooky ghosty.  I told the old man I didn't want to play anymore.  So he stuck the popcycle up my ass.  I pulled it out and put it in the old man's mouth.  I said "Whut now son."  He started licking the popcycle all over and I was really freaked out.  Then I noticed that he had a sniper rifle I picked it up and tried to 360 no scope him but failed.  I said "This is so unrealstic cuz in Call of Duty it would hav worked."  He took the sniper rifle and he tried to shoot me with it.  I dodge teh bullets and ran out of teh house.  I was being chased by him and then he shot me in the arm I said "Hey U were drag scoppin you fucking noob."  When I finally lost him by jumping in the dumpster.  I noticed there was a smelly ass hobo inside.  He was asking if I could shove change up his ass.  I said "Hell no fucking noob." Then I got out of the dumpster then walked back home.